yay dads!
Happy Father’s Day to all the fantastic dads out there! We’ll always appreciate your punny humor and how we could come to you for a ‘yes’ after Mom said ‘no’. Thanks for all the support and life lessons, teaching us how to give respect (and earn it in return), and showing us what a strong work ethic looks like.
Here are some great (a term used loosely) dad jokes for you to use at our next family gathering:
Hover your mouse to see the answers:
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Bison
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police?
A purrpetrator
What do dogs eat for lunch?
Woofles
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines…
...but catscan!
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!
What did the duck say when he found an avocado?
Guac, guac!
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated!
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee
What did the cow say to her calf?
It's pasture bedtime!
Happy Father's Day!
Dad – thanks for giving me your nose and your kind heart.
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Happy Father’s Day! Love, Joslin
